If you can't take a little ribbing about a horrible season, a fat coach, and pedophilic priests, you have no business being a Notre Dame fan. This is a school so revered by the media, they have their own broadcast channel, NBC. Wouldn't want to miss those games against the academies!
In all seriousness, I know several ND grads personally, including my sister who got her doctorate there. I have no serious axe to grind with them, except when they show hypersensitivity to criticism, which, as Someguy will tell you, only forces us sucky mean people to pounce.
Besides, as Kathy Griffin's mother said about the Catholic Church scandal, "some of those priests barely touched those boys." I mean, what's the big deal?
On the other hand, I have to work out harder and eat less, and drink less alcohol, as I get older, to avoid turning into Mr. Blimpie myself. I have some sympathy for the guy, he almost died after all from the surgery, but I do believe in taking some personal responsibility for everything that is shoved down your gullet. Unless you're an altar boy, in which case...never mind.