Kitna's faith is contagious...

[Bootblack]

...so is leprosy.

[octopus]

i just love how athletes will go and talk about how important christ is in their lives after a game then go out and nail a bunch of groupies later that night. all while being married.

Well, didn't God tell Adam to "Go forth and multiply?" I know there are some translation-issues with the Bible. Some people interpret that passage, as God saying "F--- you!" to Adam and Eve. I'm sure we have some Biblical scholars around here who can elucidate for us laymen.

[gus_chiggins]

I love how those baseball players point at god when they get a hit, or score a run, and in post game interviews guys on the winning team always talk about how god helped them win.

Just once, I want to see somebody strike out to end a game and blame it on god. Or to hear someone in a presser say "you know, we just didn't pray hard enough, and god was pissed."

But then I remind myself, no, god is responsible for all the good things in life and none of the bad things.

[redwinghockeyfan]

I love how those baseball players point at god when they get a hit, or score a run, and in post game interviews guys on the winning team always talk about how god helped them win.

Just once, I want to see somebody strike out to end a game and blame it on god. Or to hear someone in a presser say "you know, we just didn't pray hard enough, and god was pissed."

But then I remind myself, no, god is responsible for all the good things in life and none of the bad things.

you have to check out the Kathy Griffin Emmy acceptance speech, it is pretty funny. she talks about how noone had less to do with her winning the award than God did.

[jaster]

I love how those baseball players point at god when they get a hit, or score a run, and in post game interviews guys on the winning team always talk about how god helped them win.

Just once, I want to see somebody strike out to end a game and blame it on god. Or to hear someone in a presser say "you know, we just didn't pray hard enough, and god was pissed."

But then I remind myself, no, god is responsible for all the good things in life and none of the bad things.

you have to check out the Kathy Griffin Emmy acceptance speech, it is pretty funny. she talks about how noone had less to do with her winning the award than God did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re-8MeEBUJ8

[jaster]

Haha, and here is a bunch of Fox News guppies discussing it....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypwWlkhMIew&mode=related&search=

[Django]

I love how those baseball players point at god when they get a hit, or score a run, and in post game interviews guys on the winning team always talk about how god helped them win.

Just once, I want to see somebody strike out to end a game and blame it on god. Or to hear someone in a presser say "you know, we just didn't pray hard enough, and god was pissed."

But then I remind myself, no, god is responsible for all the good things in life and none of the bad things.

"I want to thank the Lord Jesus Christ for giving me the power to beat the living shit out of that other man tonight"